my goal is to watch so many more movies so i understand every reference ever
job interviewer: so…tell me a little about yourself :)
me: sure. i’m a virgo, INTJ, i love tank tops oh my god did you see the Anaconda video? that changed my life!
interviewer: bitch me too! the fuck. you got the job
first day of spring:
things to mention.
today ended with good things in my life friends, thai and the possibility of going to LA at the end of this year. hope it’s so. and i hope i remember not push it. don’t be selfish and if i only get to stay 3 weeks it’s still 3 weeks….
gotta be organised this week more than ever, it’s so hard but i gotta suck it up.
there are these trees just near the primary school along my way home that have bloomed and the smell is something. it reminds me of coolangatta rd and high school and just this nostalgic feeling, a really good part of my life. if only i could save the smell.
experimented with vining and did 2, too quick and too fun. now just to make them actually good.
—- side note. —‘break your heart right back’ by ariana grande is on repeat.
#thoughts #random #thank you new followers!!! #just 3 more til next hundred #f4f #ariana grande #unidays
been queued for the 1st day of spring for nearly a year, holla
you can take one man’s trash to another man’s treasure but you can’t make it drink
Fun fact: the blending of idioms or cliches is called a malaphor.
My personal favorite is “We’ll burn that bridge when we get to it.”
I looked it up b/c that was a very familiar idiom and how could it be wrong but then
yeah wow that’s spot on perfect
am i the only one who rehearses things i might say in advance? and I don’t mean like my theoretical oscars acceptance speech i mean like what i’ll say to the pizza guy when I answer the door in my pjs
im pretty sure bromance is the perfect example of how embarrassingly fragile masculinity is. you know what a female bromance is called? a friendship
- Uzo Aduba’s mother proving that the idea of not being able to pronounce a POC’s name because it’s “too hard” or “too complicated” is complete bullshit and actually just laziness. (via cosmicspread)