13 hours ago | 278550


i put the :// in http://

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18 hours ago | 68001


drake in the anaconda video and van gogh’s ‘at eternity’s gate’

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#why is this so funny  #lol 
18 hours ago | 8886


my goal is to watch so many more movies so i understand every reference ever

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21 hours ago | 1095
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21 hours ago | 63142


job interviewer: so…tell me a little about yourself :)
me: sure. i’m a virgo, INTJ, i love tank tops oh my god did you see the Anaconda video? that changed my life!
interviewer: bitch me too! the fuck. you got the job

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1 day ago | 3

first day of spring:

things to mention.

today ended with good things in my life friends, thai and the possibility of going to LA at the end of this year. hope it’s so. and i hope i remember not push it. don’t be selfish and if i only get to stay 3 weeks it’s still 3 weeks…. 

gotta be organised this week more than ever, it’s so hard but i gotta suck it up.

there are these trees just near the primary school along my way home that have bloomed and the smell is something. it reminds me of coolangatta rd and high school and just this nostalgic feeling, a really good part of my life. if only i could save the smell. 

experimented with vining and did 2, too quick and too fun. now just to make them actually good. 

—- side note. —‘break your heart right back’ by ariana grande is on repeat. 

1 day ago | 428710


been queued for the 1st day of spring for nearly a year, holla




been queued for the 1st day of spring for nearly a year, holla


(Source: subtubitles, via schmancyjewel)

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1 day ago | 220684





you can take one man’s trash to another man’s treasure but you can’t make it drink

Fun fact: the blending of idioms or cliches is called a malaphor.

My personal favorite is “We’ll burn that bridge when we get to it.”

I looked it up b/c that was a very familiar idiom and how could it be wrong but then


yeah wow that’s spot on perfect

my catchphrase

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1 day ago | 6787


"what would you do if you won the lottery?"


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1 day ago | 105201

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1 day ago | 295939


am i the only one who rehearses things i might say in advance? and I don’t mean like my theoretical oscars acceptance speech i mean like what i’ll say to the pizza guy when I answer the door in my pjs

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(originally from heathicorn)
#FOR EVERYTHING  #cannot function 
1 day ago | 182905


im pretty sure bromance is the perfect example of how embarrassingly fragile masculinity is. you know what a female bromance is called? a friendship 

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(originally from gayinsect)
1 day ago | 21268
"If they can learn to say Tchaikovsky and Michelangelo and Dostoyevsky, they can learn to say Uzoamaka."

- Uzo Aduba’s mother proving that the idea of not being able to pronounce a POC’s name because it’s “too hard” or “too complicated” is complete bullshit and actually just laziness. (via cosmicspread)

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